Being part of a compound we were happy to pay a “maintenance”fee including 25amp generator + heating+security ++ for 2500usd a year (cheap compared with the generator bill charged elsewhere)… we just got 2012 maintenance bill: we are being downsized … Continue reading →

I needed to fill up gas and i was so proudly going to the gas station and i just got my salary and didn’t have cash with me cause i know my card is full. So i filled up my … Continue reading →

i came back from africa to my house in beirut , while i was sitting at home the door’s bell rang . a man gave me fetouret l kahraba so the next i went back to africa… Fuck lebanon ! … Continue reading →

I went to the mechanic for a routine checkup on the car. I picked up the car a few hours later, with a $2000 bill. Nba3asna (bel BMW 330ci).

shtaraket bl 3G..taroo l 10$..b3d nos se3a i receive a msg..u reached ur consumption limit..nba3asna!

Tanwafer 100,000L.L kashfeyet el 7akeem, re7na 3al mestashfa tana3mel f7ousat taware2, 2amou khalouna leyle we7de, wdafa3ouna 1,400,000L.L. fa NBA3ASNA be2ouwe…

Was voting for Jeita, so one time 3am beb3at msg.. ba3ata to wrong number.. ma 3refet sho sar.. ba3d shwey byosalne mabrouk shtaraket bel khabar el saree3.. w taro 5$. so Nba3asna bi 5$ ma3 eno msg el khabar el … Continue reading →

I remembered today that I have a parking ticket because i forgot to put a damn coin in the stupid machine… 3months ago. Now it’s quadrupled or octarupled (is this a word:/)………………….. Nba3asna

the Salary is suddenly Gone, Credit Card is Full, my sister birthday is this saturday, wtesjil ljem3a too NBA3ASNAAAA!!!!